cassywinchestertheangel:

consultingsuperhusbands:

lucifers-blog:

mistercakesblog:

Why is everyone on tumblr obsessed with butts and Satan? Seriously.

why not

image

That is legit the most fabulous gif I have ever seen.

u go lucy!

(Bron: mrcakesblog)

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Bron: trashboat)

did you just
someone who knows you did just (via bagmilk)

(Bron: heteroh)

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(Bron: maryjblige)


(Bron: tastefullyoffensive)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

  • officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
  • me: i scooby dooby do

(Bron: versacekardashian)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Bron: we-unhallowed)

seedy:

what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies