'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious
"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza
IS THIS FOR REAL
I think this is officially the best accidental crossover in history.
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”